Onision Journal - Wondering Light

The Time Traveling Tranny

Fri, 23 May 2008 11:16:34 GMT

The Time Traveling Tranny

The Time Traveling Tranny has a message for a person in her past... though it may be hard to swallow this one... this video may disturb you.

What if you could send a video five years back in time to yourself? What would you say?

Please visit my site: http://www.onision.com anytime.

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URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0T4LzR10Xs

Music Video - I'M SO ROBOT - Original Political Song

Wed, 21 May 2008 09:52:57 GMT

Music Video - I'M SO ROBOT - Original Political Song

A tribute to today's politicians, news programs, elderly, mentality and overall leadership of the world.

This video was not created to stir debate, or offend anyone. I composed, wrote & "sang" this song for the objective of expressing myself, and my views, legitimate or not.

Please visit my web site anytime: http://www.onision.com

SONG LYRICS
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I will bring you liberation,
I will bring you our cause,
Did I forget to ask you if you wanted it?
I catch you smiling on camera eventually.
Thousands die every day...
But let me sip my tea...
As long as their numbers higher...
For justice... for peace.
You said you want cheaper gas?
It's a shame we destroyed the electric car.
We could have been gas free by now.
Did I just say that on TV?
Kids these days have no dignity...
There were no orgies in the 70's
What's drugs? I never used them.
You're too young to understand anyway.
Let me stand up here and talk a while...
I'll send your children off to die.
While they believe in our bullcrap...
Let me sip my tea... my tea...
Thousands are dead...
I'm so robot...
I understand your pain...
I'm so tool.
Watch them kill eachother...
And to think they could have been friends.
It's not murder of we do it.
It's justice.
Dear Mom...
I killed three kids today...
I hope it doesn't get on TV.
I commit war crimes for our country...
What about humanity... what about my Tea?
I focus on things that matter...
Did you see Madonna today?
Her face was falling apart...
By the way, there was a bombing in some country I can't pronounce.
Did I mention Madonna?
If you children survive...
They'll become us too...
A generation lost to our propaganda.
As if God wants to see them kill...
As if any god wants to see us kill...
Peace through war...
It will work this time.
Even though it's never worked before...
Peace through war...
Till everyone's dead but us...
And then? Civil war.

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URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nffoi2JxI6M

Music Video - IM SO YOUTUBE - Original Comedy Song

Tue, 13 May 2008 12:05:32 GMT

Music Video - IM SO YOUTUBE - Original Comedy Song

The premier YouTube Music video/original song is here. This song is free for download, right now!

Download The Song: http://www.onision.com/downloads/onis...
Visit my site: http://www.onision.com

Step, trip, then fall on your face into the world of ONISION as I take you, and moosh you into a puddy, then I form you back into yourself, and I slap you. Like so, with my hand. And kiss you.

Then slap you.

And then you listen. That is the way it is.

And then you watch me dance.

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URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BekvlBzmUQ

Music Video - I'M SO ONISION - Original Comedy Song

Wed, 07 May 2008 03:22:21 GMT

Music Video - I'M SO ONISION - Original Comedy Song

From the creator of "I'm So Emo" and "I'm So Country" comes "I'm So Onision"! A disturbing run through the fake world transmutated into a gargantuine pit of confusion that is Onision's imagination.

Download this track now at http://www.youtube.com/onision or http://www.onision.com

Thank you again for passing this video on to your friends, and physically forcing them to subscribe.
If you haven't joined the ONISION REVOLUTION yet, hop on, and subscribe.

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URL: http://youtube.com/watch?v=YEbR-vS8p-0

MP3 URL: http://www.onision.com/downloads/onision-music-video-im-so-onision.mp3

Vlog - Grand Theft Auto 4 Addiction! (GTA4 IS CRACK)

Fri, 02 May 2008 22:21:25 GMT

Onsion Vlog

Tonights topics: (1) Grand Theft Auto 4 addiction (2) Skye's sick, but will be better soon. (3) YouTube content providers who have no time for their own fans.

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URL: http://youtube.com/watch?v=0Gk9Yo2UBUQ

I'm So COUNTRY - Country Music Video - Parody/Comedy Song

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 13:35:12 GMT

I'm So Country - Country Music Video

A country song unlike any other, one that will make you smile instead of frown, laugh instead of cry.

To download this song, please go to http://www.youtube.com/onision and select the appropriate link in the list of links.

Please rate, comment, and share this video with everyone.

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URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJkGSMelAXc

Taking A Break

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:46:31 GMT

Fortune & Wisdome With Izukia

Hey everyone, this is just to give you a heads up.

I'm not uploading a video tonight as I am taking a break with my wife, but you sure can expect a video every day for at least the next three days --- unless something horrible happened :)

I greatly appreciate your friendershipism on YouTube, and I realize that I am getting more and more popular every day because of fans like you.

The video I'm sending you was uploaded yesterday, Skye thought it was really funny, and I was too sad to laugh at the time, so what is your opinion? I've gotten 14 comments on the video so far, and I appreciate those immensely --- I'm just wondering if you think I should continue to pursue this character.

Something else... checked "I'm So Emo" the music video and it has gotten 104 comments, I've replied to 99% of those... :)

I didn't think I did that much, but I did... and I am beginning to understand what people mean when they say that I am reliable in that way.

All I'm doing is returning the favor...

I imagine when my videos get featured I will continue to reply to all the comments I can... I just want to let all of you know however, that when this does happen, I will not be forgetting anyone so easily if they stay in touch with me... so please continue to write emails, don't ever give up on me ok?

And if you ever want to help, just keep commenting, rating the videos a five, posting the videos on your MySpace pages, blog them, digg them, etc --- everything is so greatly appreciated...

Thank you so much for all you do for me. Thank you.

URL: http://youtube.com/watch?v=dBfJZRMv2KA

Tutorial - High & Tight Haircut - Do It Yourself - Video #3

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 11:28:25 GMT

High & Tight Haircut - Do It Yourself Video

I'll show you exactly how to cut your own hair with a common shaver, 1 mirror & practice. If you want to know how to cut your own hair for the rest of your life, this is the video to teach you.

In this video I use a WAHL shaver with three different shaver heads. I learned how to cut my own hair through trial and error. I did not have a video to teach me, but because I have been cutting my hair for the last two years in this way, I have, and you will too, saved hundreds of dollars and time as well.

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Tutorial - High & Tight Haircut - Do It Yourself - Video #3

High & Tight Video Tutorial 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3sEq3...

High & Tight Video Tutorial 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuxUNL...

High & Tight Video Tutorial 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehc584uDwEk

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http://www.youtube.com/onision

The Future of Onision

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:37:36 GMT

URL: http://www.youtube.com/onision
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URL: http://www.myspace.com/onision

I'm So Emo Song - Music Video - Comedy/Parody

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:40:46 GMT

A song about emo & gothic people all over the world, a high-quality & hilarious parody of the modern social world.

I'm So Emo Song - Music Video - Comedy/Parody
Created by Onision

Video URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzKES7aPgX4

Lyrics
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I'm so dark.
I'm so emo.
I'm so dark.
I'm so emo.

I'm so dark.
I'm so emo.

Sometimes I like to watch you change.
I'm so emo.

I can meditate for 4 or 5 hours.
I'm so dark..

I'm afraid of milk, and I don't take showers.
I'm so emo..

It's fun to pretend my eyes have lasers.
I'm so dark..

Your mace won't work and neither will your tazers.
I'm so emo..

I'm not just emo, I have special powers.

I'm into bondage and I love golden showers.

I'll write you a crappy poem instead of giving you... flowers.

And it won't even rhyme because I'm so emo..

[pause]

I'm so dark...
I'm so emo.

I have few emotional problems.
Nobody really... understands me.

I have a few.
I have a few.
I have a few.
I have a few.

[mix "I have a few" "I'm so emo." "I can meditate"]

I can meditate for 4 or 5 hours.
I'm afraid of milk, and I don't take showers.
It's fun to pretend my eyes have lasers.
Your mace won't work and neither will your tazers.

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To Share With Friends
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COMMENT!

Also, if you love this video, submit it to the youtube editor to be featured on the main page.

Remember don't tell your friends to subscribe, FORCE THEM TO!

Also, add "&fmt=18" to the end of the video if the high res option is not already apparent.

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

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Sites To See
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Onision's Site - http://www.onision.com
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Video Blogging & Travel (very contrasting)

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:18:54 GMT

VBlog - BLOG NUDE? - Re: Chris3ff - The Naked Vlog Campaign

VBlog - BLOG NUDE? - Re: Chris3ff - The Naked Vlog Campaign

There's a risky trend that is about to infect YouTube, who cares if people over 18 do it, it's not about them, it's about the kids... please help stop this.

Make a video of your own, and post it in response to a nude video blog... hopefully we can help prevent anyone from being stalked, or intensely observed...

It makes me sick thinking of all the horror stories thanks to oblivious fads like this.

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Love Fest? What does "hardcore" have to do with anything!?

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Travel - Korean Breakdancing At The Korean Folk Village

Travel - Korean Breakdancing At The Korean Folk Village

A Korean Folk Performer busted out and started break dancing on the dirt floor during a drum performance.

I edited it a bit for a little extra... oomf. :) Korea can be very awesome.

Travel - Korean Break Dance - Korean Folk Village

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Travel - Riding A Giraffe in South Korea

Travel - Riding A Giraffe in South Korea

This was an outstanding and creepy experience. Watch to see why.

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Music Video - Zip Zip Zipper - Original Song

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:34:20 GMT

Music Video - Zip Zip Zipper - Original Song

Song & Video created from nothing by Onision aka Gregory Sicesca on April 13, 08 - It took a total of 16 hours to compose the song, record the lyrics, record the video, and then edit the video.

All of this was done by Onision, and Skye Altamirano also played a role in being the bearded man, as well as offered a few ideas during video recording.

You can download the MP3 for this video at http://www.YouTube.com/Onision

To visit my web site, check out: http://www.onision.com

To add me to your MySpace friends list, go to: http://www.myspace.com/onision

You can also add this song to your MySpace profile, it is currently at: http://www.myspace.com/onemandband

Thank you for the support.

Music Video - Zip Zip Zipper - Original Song

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Url: http://youtube.com/watch?v=pMRuP5aJL5Q

Song Download Url: http://www.onision.com/downloads/onision-music-video-zip-zip-zipper-FINAL.mp3

Bloopers + Vegas + Comedy Videos - Ahhh!

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:50:28 GMT

Comedy - Pretty YouTube Princess Contest - Re: nayders07

Comedy - Pretty YouTube Princess Contest - Re: nayders07

Enter yourself in the contest today! All you have to do is talk about your qualifications (1) Why you should be THE Pretty Pretty YouTube Princess of 2008-2009 (2) What special skills you have! (3) And what your favorite chocolate product is!

Enter at http://www.onision.com ---

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Url: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1d8xXYTXvQ

AWESOME! Sony Vegas Pro 8.0 - Compositing

AWESOME! Sony Vegas Pro 8.0 - Compositing

I'm testing out Sony Vegas Pro 8.0 and it is F'ing sweet, I am totally buying this program now that I see the capabilities of compositing in this software, and am friggen blown away.

The only down side is that it is $450.00 on Amazon (buy it there if you do!)

Which honestly, that's actually not a bad price...

Anyway, I'm going to abuse the crap out of this program, so I hope you enjoy!

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Url: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g385WMdE5mc

Bloopers - YouTube Intervention

Bloopers - YouTube Intervention

This video had so many disturbing/odd points in it, I decided to turn it into a blooper fiesta with both deleted scenes, awkward moments and complete screw ups :)

I hope you love them!

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URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybB3XpcjMrI

Sketch - YouTube Intervention

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:41:36 GMT

Sketch - YouTube Intervention - Biggest Stars On YouTube Confront The Giant

Sketch - YouTube Intervention - Biggest Stars On YouTube Confront The Giant

YouTube's biggest stars go on camera and confront YouTube about some issues that could be fixed on the site.

Ideas By The Stars

1. YouTube should have a public site for purchase of YouTube branded products & also YouTube should have a message board.

2. Screen shots should be uploadable and/or be selectable from the video itself but contain a larger selection.

3. YouTube & Amazon should join forces and all product review on YouTube should be available on Amazon.

4. Contests that are expired should be clearly marked, and all active contests should show up on one page (instead of having to search for them).

5. Stats on all users should be kept in regards to how many thumb ups they get, how many thumb downs, how many times they've been blocked, or denied/had a video removed to develop overall karma points.

6. Donation links should be available for non-profit organizations including an image button link, that use PayPal, next to each video related to donations.

7. Category selections should be much more detailed so users can more accurately find the videos they are looking for.

8. YouTube should always contact users with updated features via their YouTube inbox so they can readily utilize the new features.

9. Subscriptions should have a ranking system. Based on what your subscription rank is, is who will have priority over being seen when their new videos are released.

10. Idea 10 sucked so it went bye bye.

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Url: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L92xZTIV3GE

Talking about YouTube - Comedy Sketch - Hobo Hate Crimes & Corrupt Cops

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:20:11 GMT

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YouTube - Comedy Sketch - Hobo Hate Crimes & Corrupt Cops

Comedy Sketch - Hobo Hate Crimes & Corrupt Cops

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:41:12 GMT

The Bum, The Witch & The Wardrobe Changing Man entertain you with pure insanity.

A bum, who only wants 25 cents encounters a mad woman with her nose in the clouds, relentlessly she resists donating to the bum, as she does not believe in helping the poor, [spoiler avoidance clause], she speaks with a police officer who will not take her seriously, and becomes very frustrated.

This is one of my personal favorites!

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Comment on/Promote This URL Please: http://youtube.com/watch?v=xQI4-QwMcNw

Comedy - My Cat is Always HORNY

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:10:05 GMT

Comedy - My Cat is Always HORNY

You think your cat is bad? This is terrible! My cat has sexually assaulted my granddaughter!

I am offended by this horrible behavior! We must find a way to make sure this never happens again!

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Url: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoBmgMxsiz0

My Perverted Cat & A Video Game

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:55:46 GMT

Comedy Blog - My Cat is in Heat & It's Disgusting

Comedy Blog - My Cat is in Heat & It's Disgusting

Video of my cat in heat & grossing us out.

I have a real problem with how my cat has been acting, it is really disgusting.

She shakes her tail at us, and then when we come close she bends it in a really awkward position...

I felt like barfing most every second I saw what she was doing, I really just don't want to be around her at all.

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Url: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ0lGcUNSYI

Game Review - RAINBOW SIX VEGAS 2 - FPS Video Critique

Game Review - RAINBOW SIX VEGAS 2 - FPS Video Critique

We rated it an 8.3 out of 10.

Correction: The experience points only need to be improved on the lowest difficulties, on the higher one's they are fine! :)

Pro
1. Significant amount of weapons, costumes, armor, face selections & add-ons.
2. Extremely well-done portrayal of swat tactics.
3. Excellent replay value with numerous modes.
4. Impressive graphics & voice acting.
5. Perfect controls, and character movement.

Cons
1. Insignificant story line, absent of much emotion.
2. Short story mode with an unsatisfying ending.
3. Face capture, for placing your face on the character your playing, seemed nearly impossible and took far too long to accomplish.
4. Weapons too difficult to unlock, leveling up is also very slow.
5. Characters did not interact with each other enough. Very little communication between player 1 and player 2.

Fixos
1. Include the community surrounding Las Vegas, and have more domestic opportunities (psycho killers, scientists, whatever)
2. 3rd person perspective option would be awesome.
3. Player 2 should be just as customizable as player 1 (from the main menu).
4. Each player should have at least one swat member to control.
5. Have an option to play from the terrorist side... just throwing that out there.

Idea
1. Make a game where you have the option to go rogue at any point, or completely switch teams. There should be various points where you can make real life decisions... for instance, you shoot a hostage intentionally, the other swat teams should recognize it, and turn on you, or follow you pending what you say to them. You should then be able to select new missions, where you attempt to rob banks, or hold your own hostages... life is a constant choice, video games should have that choice.

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Url: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n9_yFciTUA

Comedy - All My Problems - As My Crotch BURNS

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 08:45:40 GMT

Comedy - All My Problems - As My Crotch BURNS

Parody of As the World Turns, General Hospital, The Young and The Restless, All My Children, One Life to Live, Search for Tomorrow and pretty much every other soap opera you can think of.

This one may not be what you thought you were in for, but I hope you love it regardless.

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URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvYbFtuFA70

Music used in this video:
1. All My Problems BG - http://www.onision.com/downloads/onision-drama-background...
2. All My Problems Theme - http://www.onision.com/downloads/onision-drama-show-theme...
3. Intense Moment - http://www.onision.com/downloads/onision-drama-intense-mo...

Creative Eyes, Pain & Blood

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 21:51:25 GMT

The dream I had last night covered multiple days, for a few days I was just working, I was trying to keep my thoughts internal, walking around, doing what I was supposed to do, and when I was traveling on foot to deliver things for work, I was diverted to an ATM, where I didn't have anything to do there, however I stayed anyway, and just got $40 in cash.

(representing trying to find my path, yet stuck on one right now, having money in the bank, but not needing it, and fate)

A woman came out to give me cash, and she stopped and held a card up to my face. She told me that according to the card, the shape of my eye meant I was a free soul, that I had a future in expressing myself to the world ---

With my shaved head, and somewhat mechanics outfit on (covered in dirt and paint) I started sobbing hysterically, I couldn't handle my stress anymore, I knew I was in the wrong place, the wrong position).

I grabbed the card when she handed it to me, and looked for myself... I couldn't read it --- and gave it back. I left her there, crying... and went back to work... (showing I'm not connected to my soul, nor do I entirely understand it, or who I am)

They had a church day, but it was unlike any church I had been to, they were mean to me in certain rooms when I was just trying to find the subject I was interested in... there was no class in that church for me... (the real religion others follow has no place for me)

Again I cried, walking through screaming, I had no place with so many people... I felt unfit for the world at the time, as if I was the enemy of all, even the gods.

Regardless, my co-workers were painting something, and doing it terribly in another room, so I went to grab paint and help...

When I went in to get paint, the lights went out in the whole building, and so I walked out to find someone with a flashlight. They walked in with me, and we were trying to find what I needed. His light went out, and he started to freak out. So I told him everything would be fine, and I accepted the darkness immediately. (somewhat like me facing my own truths, and accepting the darkness to come in my future, while others fear the same fate)

I led him out of the darkness, and stopped to find the eye card in my pocket. I began looking at it once again, trying to decode it, compare.

My boss came back, and told me if I did not get back to work, they would send me back to the states... I ignored him, and he began going berserk.

Even then I ignored him.

He then stomped off while I continued to look at the eyes... he came back later, and I was already walking off to go home. He told me that I had to work another 24 hours, or I would be fired and sent home to the states.

I didn't even acknowledge his existence, and started to scream "LET ME SPEAK WITH JACK, LET ME TALK TO JACK NOW!" --- many people didn't know how to deal with me... someone just handed me the phone, and Jack didn't pick up (Jack was the highest honcho in my dream) ---

While I was trying to call, my cat ran by, and I followed her, freaked out that she was in a wide open area, but I could not catch her.

The next shift came on, while I stayed behind still trying to resolve the issue and sobbing over my cat running away... someone I know from my past came up to me, and she saw I was crying. I had not seen her in years, and was amazed she was there with me at that moment.

I kissed her neck when we embraced each other, I kissed her cheek, I kissed her other cheek, then I kissed her lips over and over again.

She was so glad to see me, and I her... I don't know why, but I was not married in the dream, she was just a friend who had mutually owned the cats with me.

The picked up the girl I had not seen in so long, and carried her to a bed. We were kissing quite frantically, (disturbing words alert!) --- we were going to go all the way, and we did... however I still had spilled paint on me, and my hands were everywhere. She has blue, white and gray all over, and then when I closed my eyes for a few moments, and looked up again, she had red all over her face.

I came to realize she was on her period, and she became somewhat embarrassed. As I do always, I told her I didn't care, and that it didn't change how I felt (though realistically, blood from that area on someone's face is kind of going to far) --- someone knocked on the door, so we both dressed ourselves, and I left.

I saw my cat again, and began chasing her down, when I picked her up, I saw my other cat, and chased her as well. When I got both in my hands, the animals kept switching into different animals. One changed into a seal, and then changed back.

I brought the animals to the pet shelter, as I was unsure as to what they really were, seal or cat... and decided to leave both animals there, as I knew I would no longer be able to take care of them with my new status.

I woke up.