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May 23 The Time Traveling TrannyThe Time Traveling Tranny The Time Traveling Tranny has a message for a person in her past... though it may be hard to swallow this one... this video may disturb you. May 21 Music Video - I'M SO ROBOT - Original Political SongMusic Video - I'M SO ROBOT - Original Political Song A tribute to today's politicians, news programs, elderly, mentality and overall leadership of the world. May 13 Music Video - IM SO YOUTUBE - Original Comedy SongMusic Video - IM SO YOUTUBE - Original Comedy Song The premier YouTube Music video/original song is here. This song is free for download, right now! May 07 Music Video - I'M SO ONISION - Original Comedy SongMusic Video - I'M SO ONISION - Original Comedy Song From the creator of "I'm So Emo" and "I'm So Country" comes "I'm So Onision"! A disturbing run through the fake world transmutated into a gargantuine pit of confusion that is Onision's imagination. May 02 Vlog - Grand Theft Auto 4 Addiction! (GTA4 IS CRACK)Onsion Vlog Tonights topics: (1) Grand Theft Auto 4 addiction (2) Skye's sick, but will be better soon. (3) YouTube content providers who have no time for their own fans. April 26 I'm So COUNTRY - Country Music Video - Parody/Comedy SongI'm So Country - Country Music Video A country song unlike any other, one that will make you smile instead of frown, laugh instead of cry. April 24 Taking A BreakFortune & Wisdome With Izukia Hey everyone, this is just to give you a heads up. I'm not uploading a video tonight as I am taking a break with my wife, but you sure can expect a video every day for at least the next three days --- unless something horrible happened :) I greatly appreciate your friendershipism on YouTube, and I realize that I am getting more and more popular every day because of fans like you. The video I'm sending you was uploaded yesterday, Skye thought it was really funny, and I was too sad to laugh at the time, so what is your opinion? I've gotten 14 comments on the video so far, and I appreciate those immensely --- I'm just wondering if you think I should continue to pursue this character. Something else... checked "I'm So Emo" the music video and it has gotten 104 comments, I've replied to 99% of those... :) I didn't think I did that much, but I did... and I am beginning to understand what people mean when they say that I am reliable in that way. All I'm doing is returning the favor... I imagine when my videos get featured I will continue to reply to all the comments I can... I just want to let all of you know however, that when this does happen, I will not be forgetting anyone so easily if they stay in touch with me... so please continue to write emails, don't ever give up on me ok? And if you ever want to help, just keep commenting, rating the videos a five, posting the videos on your MySpace pages, blog them, digg them, etc --- everything is so greatly appreciated... Thank you so much for all you do for me. Thank you. April 20 Tutorial - High & Tight Haircut - Do It Yourself - Video #3High & Tight Haircut - Do It Yourself Video I'll show you exactly how to cut your own hair with a common shaver, 1 mirror & practice. If you want to know how to cut your own hair for the rest of your life, this is the video to teach you. April 18 I'm So Emo Song - Music Video - Comedy/ParodyA song about emo & gothic people all over the world, a high-quality & hilarious parody of the modern social world. I'm So Emo Song - Music Video - Comedy/Parody Lyrics I'm so dark. Sometimes I like to watch you change. I can meditate for 4 or 5 hours. I'm afraid of milk, and I don't take showers. It's fun to pretend my eyes have lasers. Your mace won't work and neither will your tazers. I'm not just emo, I have special powers. I'm into bondage and I love golden showers. I'll write you a crappy poem instead of giving you... flowers. And it won't even rhyme because I'm so emo.. [pause] I'm so dark... I'm so dark... I have few emotional problems. I have a few. [mix "I have a few" "I'm so emo." "I can meditate"] I can meditate for 4 or 5 hours. --------------------- This is my GREATEST VIDEO EVER! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COMMENT! Also, if you love this video, submit it to the youtube editor to be featured on the main page. Remember don't tell your friends to subscribe, FORCE THEM TO! Also, add "&fmt=18" to the end of the video if the high res option is not already apparent. THANK YOU SO MUCH! --------------------- Tags: im so emo song music video comedy parody original track emotional goth gothic high school middle pop culture teens teenagers kids social society singer humor electronic techno electro emo music humor goth parody jokes jabs joke jab fun funny mtv on vh1 amatuer novice high quality sony handycam vega pro professional fl loops fruity loops frooty vegas las cx7 ux1 hdr made with by gregory sicesca james altamirano skye April 15 Video Blogging & Travel (very contrasting)VBlog - BLOG NUDE? - Re: Chris3ff - The Naked Vlog Campaign VBlog - BLOG NUDE? - Re: Chris3ff - The Naked Vlog Campaign There's a risky trend that is about to infect YouTube, who cares if people over 18 do it, it's not about them, it's about the kids... please help stop this. Travel - Korean Breakdancing At The Korean Folk Village A Korean Folk Performer busted out and started break dancing on the dirt floor during a drum performance.
Travel - Riding A Giraffe in South Korea This was an outstanding and creepy experience. Watch to see why. April 13 Music Video - Zip Zip Zipper - Original SongMusic Video - Zip Zip Zipper - Original Song Song & Video created from nothing by Onision aka Gregory Sicesca on April 13, 08 - It took a total of 16 hours to compose the song, record the lyrics, record the video, and then edit the video. All of this was done by Onision, and Skye Altamirano also played a role in being the bearded man, as well as offered a few ideas during video recording. You can download the MP3 for this video at http://www.YouTube.com/Onision To visit my web site, check out: http://www.onision.com To add me to your MySpace friends list, go to: http://www.myspace.com/onision You can also add this song to your MySpace profile, it is currently at: http://www.myspace.com/onemandband Thank you for the support. Music Video - Zip Zip Zipper - Original Song Tags: music video original song zip zipper comedy like vanilla ice and jonlajoie mtv rap hiphop hip hop white rapper television movie mp3 download songs comedian humor gregory sicesca onision April 12 Bloopers + Vegas + Comedy Videos - Ahhh!Comedy - Pretty YouTube Princess Contest - Re: nayders07 Comedy - Pretty YouTube Princess Contest - Re: nayders07 Enter yourself in the contest today! All you have to do is talk about your qualifications (1) Why you should be THE Pretty Pretty YouTube Princess of 2008-2009 (2) What special skills you have! (3) And what your favorite chocolate product is! AWESOME! Sony Vegas Pro 8.0 - Compositing I'm testing out Sony Vegas Pro 8.0 and it is F'ing sweet, I am totally buying this program now that I see the capabilities of compositing in this software, and am friggen blown away. Url: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g385WMdE5mc Bloopers - YouTube Intervention This video had so many disturbing/odd points in it, I decided to turn it into a blooper fiesta with both deleted scenes, awkward moments and complete screw ups :) April 11 Sketch - YouTube InterventionSketch - YouTube Intervention - Biggest Stars On YouTube Confront The Giant Sketch - YouTube Intervention - Biggest Stars On YouTube Confront The Giant April 09 Comedy Sketch - Hobo Hate Crimes & Corrupt CopsThe Bum, The Witch & The Wardrobe Changing Man entertain you with pure insanity. A bum, who only wants 25 cents encounters a mad woman with her nose in the clouds, relentlessly she resists donating to the bum, as she does not believe in helping the poor, [spoiler avoidance clause], she speaks with a police officer who will not take her seriously, and becomes very frustrated. This is one of my personal favorites! Tags: hobo bum fight beating hate crimes comedy sketch begging for money mad tv saturday night live type skit crime madtv chocolate milk continued story Comment on/Promote This URL Please: http://youtube.com/watch?v=xQI4-QwMcNw
April 08 Comedy - My Cat is Always HORNYComedy - My Cat is Always HORNY You think your cat is bad? This is terrible! My cat has sexually assaulted my granddaughter! I am offended by this horrible behavior! We must find a way to make sure this never happens again! Tags: horny cat in heat comedy sketch always funny perverted animal wanting to get pregnant sex eew mating call meow moan mow April 07 My Perverted Cat & A Video GameComedy Blog - My Cat is in Heat & It's Disgusting Comedy Blog - My Cat is in Heat & It's Disgusting Video of my cat in heat & grossing us out. Game Review - RAINBOW SIX VEGAS 2 - FPS Video Critique We rated it an 8.3 out of 10. April 06 Comedy - All My Problems - As My Crotch BURNSComedy - All My Problems - As My Crotch BURNS Parody of As the World Turns, General Hospital, The Young and The Restless, All My Children, One Life to Live, Search for Tomorrow and pretty much every other soap opera you can think of. April 05 Creative Eyes, Pain & BloodThe dream I had last night covered multiple days, for a few days I was just working, I was trying to keep my thoughts internal, walking around, doing what I was supposed to do, and when I was traveling on foot to deliver things for work, I was diverted to an ATM, where I didn't have anything to do there, however I stayed anyway, and just got $40 in cash. (representing trying to find my path, yet stuck on one right now, having money in the bank, but not needing it, and fate) A woman came out to give me cash, and she stopped and held a card up to my face. She told me that according to the card, the shape of my eye meant I was a free soul, that I had a future in expressing myself to the world --- With my shaved head, and somewhat mechanics outfit on (covered in dirt and paint) I started sobbing hysterically, I couldn't handle my stress anymore, I knew I was in the wrong place, the wrong position). I grabbed the card when she handed it to me, and looked for myself... I couldn't read it --- and gave it back. I left her there, crying... and went back to work... (showing I'm not connected to my soul, nor do I entirely understand it, or who I am) They had a church day, but it was unlike any church I had been to, they were mean to me in certain rooms when I was just trying to find the subject I was interested in... there was no class in that church for me... (the real religion others follow has no place for me) Again I cried, walking through screaming, I had no place with so many people... I felt unfit for the world at the time, as if I was the enemy of all, even the gods. Regardless, my co-workers were painting something, and doing it terribly in another room, so I went to grab paint and help... When I went in to get paint, the lights went out in the whole building, and so I walked out to find someone with a flashlight. They walked in with me, and we were trying to find what I needed. His light went out, and he started to freak out. So I told him everything would be fine, and I accepted the darkness immediately. (somewhat like me facing my own truths, and accepting the darkness to come in my future, while others fear the same fate) I led him out of the darkness, and stopped to find the eye card in my pocket. I began looking at it once again, trying to decode it, compare. My boss came back, and told me if I did not get back to work, they would send me back to the states... I ignored him, and he began going berserk. Even then I ignored him. He then stomped off while I continued to look at the eyes... he came back later, and I was already walking off to go home. He told me that I had to work another 24 hours, or I would be fired and sent home to the states. I didn't even acknowledge his existence, and started to scream "LET ME SPEAK WITH JACK, LET ME TALK TO JACK NOW!" --- many people didn't know how to deal with me... someone just handed me the phone, and Jack didn't pick up (Jack was the highest honcho in my dream) --- While I was trying to call, my cat ran by, and I followed her, freaked out that she was in a wide open area, but I could not catch her. The next shift came on, while I stayed behind still trying to resolve the issue and sobbing over my cat running away... someone I know from my past came up to me, and she saw I was crying. I had not seen her in years, and was amazed she was there with me at that moment. I kissed her neck when we embraced each other, I kissed her cheek, I kissed her other cheek, then I kissed her lips over and over again. She was so glad to see me, and I her... I don't know why, but I was not married in the dream, she was just a friend who had mutually owned the cats with me. The picked up the girl I had not seen in so long, and carried her to a bed. We were kissing quite frantically, (disturbing words alert!) --- we were going to go all the way, and we did... however I still had spilled paint on me, and my hands were everywhere. She has blue, white and gray all over, and then when I closed my eyes for a few moments, and looked up again, she had red all over her face. I came to realize she was on her period, and she became somewhat embarrassed. As I do always, I told her I didn't care, and that it didn't change how I felt (though realistically, blood from that area on someone's face is kind of going to far) --- someone knocked on the door, so we both dressed ourselves, and I left. I saw my cat again, and began chasing her down, when I picked her up, I saw my other cat, and chased her as well. When I got both in my hands, the animals kept switching into different animals. One changed into a seal, and then changed back. I brought the animals to the pet shelter, as I was unsure as to what they really were, seal or cat... and decided to leave both animals there, as I knew I would no longer be able to take care of them with my new status. I woke up. |
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